You know how on the menu at restaurants, how they say "with refill"? Well, when I was young, I thought that said rifle. So I thought restaurants gave out free rifles with soda. Yes, this is true.
A childhood belief about drinks

others believed things like this
- I used to think all Italians worked in pizza restaurants.Anon
- I always thought that duck sauce (from chinese restaurants) was duck poop.
— emily - I usd to believe that at restaurants that had a BYO sign out the front, you had to "bring your own" meal.— Fiona
- My cousin thought ribs at restaurants were people ribs.Anon
- i thought an ATM machine was something which gave free money!!— Armani
- I thought there was a legal drinking age for soda (I had always been told that soda was not for children).— Dial Zero