In the movie Grease 2, one of the greasers tells the girls to "read it and weep!"after they win at bowling. I thought he was saying "read it in a week!". I thought that was a very strange phrase because that's a very long time to read the scores to their game of bowling.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- For the longest time I was sure my cat could read my mind.Anon
- i thought grown ups read in a different language!Anon
- After my dad read The Hobbit to us, when we were little, I thought that Gollum lived in the toilet. — PixelFish
- I legitmately thought that my mom wouldnt be able to read my diary if I wrote it pig latin!— Ashley
- I thought vegetarians couldn't read Chicken Soup for the Soul. — Aretia
- When i was little, I used to send Jesus birthday cards on christmas and thought he would read them in heaven.Anon