In the town I grew up in there was a festival every year in honor of Saint Anthony. Seeing that my name is Anthony, I always thought that they were celebrating me. Every time I would go ride the rides I thought people were there for me.
A childhood belief about church

others believed things like this
- I used to believe Turkey day was a Turkish holiday. Then why are we celebrating it in America?— Lecia
- I thought plants only grew when people were not looking at them.Anon
- I used to believe that the song "Another one bites the dust" was "Another one rides the bus"— Emmy
- I thought there was only one copy of a movie and you had to wait til it got to your town,— quagmire
- When i was about 6 years old, i thought God was washing his"LEGO" town, when it was raining here.— Meie
- On TV game sows when they said the winners were chosen "at random" I thought random was a town.Anon