When I was younger, my father was a very overweight man. I had watched my mother's belly grow as she was pregnant with my brother, and then decrease again once he was born. This of course, lead me to ask, "Daddy, when are you having your baby?" Later on I found out each one of us kids asked that very same question.
A childhood belief about getting pregnant

others believed things like this
- When I was younger I thought that when a woman was pregnant she would feed her baby through her belly button!— Hennie
- I thought that a "sugar daddy" was a father who let his kids eat all the sugar they wanted.Anon
- I used to believe that when a woman was pregnant, she fed the baby with a tiny spoon through her belly button.— Marie
- How could Baby Jesus be born on Dec 25th, get tall, grow a beard and then die, all by Easter. Whew!— Joe
- i used to believe that playing with your belly button would lead to your insides pouring outAnon
- I used to believe that I was older than my brother because I was born in June and he was born in OctoberAnon