I use to think that flipping people off meant "hi".
A childhood belief about swearing

others believed things like this
- i used to believe that sex meant love and that having sex meant the two people would live happily ever after.— amy
- I used to think that "cross-eyed" meant that people had X's for eyes, like dead people in cartoons.— Tim
- I used to believe that when people eloped that meant they were making babies...Anon
- I used to believe that the yellow sky during a sunset meant that people were peeing a lot.Anon
- I used to believe that the red dot on Indian people's foreheads meant that they had psychic powers.— Mark
- I used to believe that when people talked about 4x4 trucks, I thought it meant all the wheels turned.
— tracy