When I was 7 my father used to watch "cops" all the time. I would see the prostitution sting episodes and ask my father "why are they getting arrested?" He "replied because they were having sex". Needless to say for about 2 more years I thought having sex was illegal.
A childhood belief about sex

others believed things like this
- When i was child, i used to think my father was my father christmas.— BeB's
- When I was a child I used to belive that my father had forever been a 40 years old man.— Nicola
- My father told me that Spam was a mix of sparrow and ham. I believed this for years lol— Tara the Terror
- My father used to call soya sauce "monkey blood". I didn't even consider tasting it for years!— Me
- I used to think that Legal and Illegal meant the same thing (illegal)— Dhruv
- at four, I thought my mother was female and me and my father were fee's Anon