When I was about 10 years old and saw a pretty woman on tv I thought I could take the four screws off the front of the tv and pull the woman out and hug her and noone would know it was me.
A childhood belief about tv

others believed things like this
- I thought the line in the song "more than a woman" was "four-legged woman".— boo
- i use to think boy geroge from the culture club was a pretty woman.— toe
- My sister just recently realized that the lyric "more than a woman" wasn't 4 letter woman!— Anne
- I used to think that the song "Evil Woman" was "Medieval Woman". Anon
- I always thought that Zuccero's song "Senza una dona" was actually "Sence of a woman"— Miroslava
- When I was a kid I thought rape just meant someone tearing the clothes off of a woman's body.— Matt