When I was younger, whenever I went to church and the congregation all spoke at once during prayer or as a response, I wondered how they all knew what to say.
I then came to the conclusion that they were all robots, including my parents.
However, the robot's theory only existed in church, then everybody was human.
A childhood belief about church

others believed things like this
- I used to think that church songs were pop music. Well, we did sing them in church every week...— Roxy
- My fiance was in church as a kid and he saw the Vicar of the church and asked his Mum if it was God.— Andys fiancee
- everybody else were robots and I was a human test!
— Chas - when i was little i used to think i was the only human and everyone else were robots trying to act human.— Spikey
- when i was little i thought god changed my name the first day i went to church— stephanie
- That the city of Christchurch was a big church which everybody lived in.— Christine