When I was younger I asked my Dad why he drove over the bumps in the road. He told me he learned to drive at the "Helen Keller School of Driving" it took me years to understand and in the mean time I told many people that's where my Dad learned to drive.
A childhood belief about cars

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that self drive cars actually drove themselves!Anon
- I thought you were supposed to drive down the center of the road.— Cassiopeia
- My older brother told me that speed bumps were really dead people covered in cement.— Trina
- i used to believe people were put in coffins because they were special cars that could drive you to heaven!— jym
- when i was younger i thought that areoplanes drove dead people to heavenAnon
- Only old men can drive BMW'sAnon