I used to believe that a little woman and her kids lived in your rectum.When you pooped she was making them go outside to play. Sometimes they wanted to go out and sometimes they didn't.
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing

others believed things like this
- I'm black, so as a child I used to assume that white people pooped peach the way I pooped brown.— Rick
- I have always lived very near to a power station, and I used to believe it was a cloud making machine.— Kirsty Martindale
- I used to think that a company had boats all over the world making waves, and airplanes making cloudsAnon
- i thought that when you wet yourself and pooped your pants you would dieAnon
- I believed that chickens pooped eggs (male and female)— WHAT-A-Doodle-WHO??
- I used to think Hannah Barbera was one woman...not two men. I didn't figure it out until I was about 15!— minkie