I thought that if intelligent means smart there must also be a word "telligent" which means stupid!
A childhood belief about speaking
others believed things like this
- I used to believed that "approximately" actually means "important".Anon
- I, to this day, believe that when I can't sleep at night it means I'm awake in someone else's dreams... — Turner
- Pressing on the gas pedal means that your car can do anything...including going up a vertical wall.Anon
- When I was little I thought that dying your hair means you kill your hair.Anon
- My parents told me that when the ice cream van was playing music, it means he's run out of ice cream :(Anon
- If the ice cream truck is playing music, it means they are out of ice cream.— Virginia