I used to think "The Girl Is Mine", sung by Michael Jackson and Paul McCartney was about a child custody battle. I thought the Michael Jackson voice was a woman and it was two parents who were going through a divorce arguing over who got to keep their daughter.
A childhood belief about songs

others believed things like this
- I really, truly thought that Michael Jackson and Janet Jackson were the same person. Anon
- I watched a Michael Jackson music video with my brother, and we were convinced he was a woman.— Adrian
- i used to believe i looked exactly like michael jackson when he dance - when i was jumping.— sandy.
- I used to believe that Michael Jackson and Nancy Kerrigan were the same person. No idea why.— Diana
- I used to believe Michael Jackson, Ozzy Osbourne, and Marilyn Manson were women.— TRANSGENDER
- i used to think that ozzy osbourne was a hockey player, and i thought michael jackson was a basketball player.— anastacia beeverhousen