When my sister and I were little and would get knee scraps my dad would clean the wounds and would put Monkey Blood on it to make it feel better and heal faster. He said monkey blood was the best because it would stay on until it was done healing. It was year later that I found out it was actually iodine.
A childhood belief about general

others believed things like this
- My father used to call soya sauce "monkey blood". I didn't even consider tasting it for years!— Me
- That by drinking a daily dose of buttermilk one would clean the blood thereby avoiding ACNE— Richard in Durham
- when I was young, I heard that blood had iron in it. I thought blood was red because it was rusty.— Hunter
- when i was a kid i used to believe the monkey could speak— killian
- i used to think that kiwis were monkey eggs— alyssa
- I used to think monk was short for monkey.Anon