When I was a little kid, I was talking to one of my friends, and we started talking about sex. I didn't know what it was, so she explained to me that it was when a man and a woman make their private parts touch. So for the longest time I thought that a man had to put his penis between a woman's breasts. I was always confused about how that could be the way babies were made...
A childhood belief about sex

others believed things like this
- When i was little I thought babies were made by french kissing. havn't you ever seen look whos talking now?!
— randa - I used to believe that to make babies, a man would pee into a woman's butt. There. I said it.— Hu Flung Pu
- When we were young, we used to call a woman's breasts, 'Hum Hums'— Steve Haughton
I used to believe a man and a woman needed a doctor to put their parts together when they did it.— Phil- I thought the line in the song "more than a woman" was "four-legged woman".— boo
- My sister just recently realized that the lyric "more than a woman" wasn't 4 letter woman!— Anne