I once told my mother when I was 4 years old that I was going to marry my 4 year old 'boyfriend', Mikey and that our children would be named Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia. When she told me we were too young, I said "No, we're not! I already know all the cuss words!" We later held a secret ceremony in the woods behind our houses that involved peeing on a turtle and an ant hill. If only more weddings involed peeing on turtles...
A childhood belief about marriage

others believed things like this
- I used to think that Luke-Warm water had somthing to do with Luke SkywalkerAnon
- Turtles can fly. I believed it for ages.
My turtle got lost or probably died and I was told it flew away.Anon - Someone told me that they cousin who used to think rain was God peeing.Anon
- When I was young I used to believe that when it rained, God was peeing on the Earth. My grandma got mad.— Tim
- When I was a child i thought turtle wax, was to wax turtles.— J.P.
- i used to believe that when you had diahria you were peeing out of your butt.— roger rabbit