When I was little, I saw a field full of lemon-yellow flowers and asked what it was. My grandpa told me it was rape (rapeseed, now known as canola). Being the good farm girl I was, I later asked my parent what rape was used for. And being the honest man my dad is, he explained it to me in terms of our dairy goats. I was one confused kiddo until I told him about the field of yellow flowers. My mom about died laughing.
A childhood belief about sex
others believed things like this
- I thought that "statutory rape" were meant to rape a statue.Anon
- when i was little i used to think that rape was where you used a rake to attack someone— terrordrone
- When I was a kid I thought rape just meant someone tearing the clothes off of a woman's body.— Matt
- All flowers had exactly five petals and two leaves.— MD Caruso
- I used to believe that flowerbeds were beds for flowers.— Nina Green
- When I was a child I used to belive that fairies were born from the flowers.— fantasy