When I was little I used to think that when it rained it was God taking a shower, when it thundered he was bowling and when lightning flashed he turned on a light.
A childhood belief about special powers

others believed things like this
- When I was little my dad told me when ever it thundered it was my Grandma bowling a strike.Anon
- i used to belive that when it rained god was peeing and when it thundered he was farting!!! — Kristalyn
- My friend believed that when lightening flashed, you better smile because God was taking your picture! — Linda from Southern California
- Every time it thundered and rained I used to believe that God was passing wind and "peeing"!Anon
- i used to believe that when there was thunder and lightning god was playing bowling at a disco— georgia
- My Grama always told me that thunder was just God bowling and the lightning was when he got a strike!— Kim