When I was kid I had a crush on Robin Williams (shush). I just thought he was so cool and so funny and also could be someone to protect/help me through life (this was when he had done films like Hook and Aladdin). I really, truly, wanted to marry him, but my mom said only grown-ups could get married. So I was willing to wait until I grew up, thinking that since Robin was already a grown up, he wasn't going to get any older and so when I was 18 he was going to be exactly the same as he was in 1993.
Fffffffffffffffuuuuuuudge. :(
A childhood belief about marriage

others believed things like this
- I used to think "Robin Hood and his merry men" was "Robin Hood and his *married* men."Anon
- My dad thought robin feet were made out of wood because they look like twigs.— Molly
- I thought grown ups were born grown ups.— mea
- I used to believe that grown-ups were born "grown up" and that I would stay a little kid forever.— Still A Kid
- When I was little I thought grown ups could fly but wouldn't tell me about it or teach me until I got older.— James the Great
- that as I grew up, my parents would "grown down," then I would be the Mom and Mom would be my child.Anon