when i was a kid my father drank alcohol which i thought he was drinking the alcohol that gets put on cuts which made me hide the alcohol so i could use it on my cuts.
A childhood belief about drinks

others believed things like this
- I used to belive that it was Illeagal to drink ANY beverage while driving, not just alcohol.— Emma*
- I used to believe that, no man drank hot beverages, because my father never did. — Sue
- I used to believe that honey was made from bees' pee when they drank too much water.Anon
- Drinking exactly 3 litres of sunny delight made you turn orange.Anon
- I used to believe that men drank beer and women drank wine. Anon
- When I was little, I used to think that if you drank beer you would die right after you drank it.— I'm so stupid