i used to believe that when older women had hot flashes it meant that they had flashes of young, hot men pop into there heads.
A childhood belief about getting older

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that heads of state had diferent kinds of heads on their shoulders— stupid elado
- when i was really young, i couldn't figure out why i can't get older than my older sister.— angela
- when i was young i believed that gay men got married to gay women!— robster
- I used to think that tampons were meant to absorb women's urine so they wouldn't have to go to the bathroom.— Koyaanisqatsi
- When I was young, I really used to believe that 'R.I.P.' (on a gravestone) meant 'Return If Possible.'— Colin
- I used to believe that a topless bar meant that everyone who went to one had to be topless (men and women)— Paris