One day when I was about 6 or 7, my brother came home from school. My mom asked him what he learned about that day, and he said he learned about the penis in his health class. I asked what a penis was and heard my mom say "a whale's pee pee" instead of a male's. I was surprised when I eventually got to sex ed and learned what it really was.
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- when i was a little girl i asked santa for a penis for christmas. i thought it was a really awesome toy. — haha
- im a girl and i used to think my mom had a penis and i would eventually grow my ownAnon
- I used to think that Frankie Avalon sang, "Hey Penis, Oh, penis..." instead of "Hey Venus."Anon
- I used to believe that gay sex involved a man sticking his penis inside another man's penis.Anon
- I used to believe that gay guys had sex by sticking their penis in the other's penis.— Fanbrat
- We use to think the male organ (penis) was called a PUDDLE....
My twin sister and I both called it that...Anon