When I was under 10 I believed that men pooed out of their penis and it came out like icing does out of one of those cake decorators, only not as pretty.
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that a fish cake was a fish in sponge and coated in icing. I believed this until I was 9.Anon
- I used to believe making a cake from scratch meant using a box mix rather than buying a cake from the store.— EZ
- my friend used to believe that the swirly icing on hostess cupcakes was her name written in script ;]— Mrs. L
- I used to think that Frankie Avalon sang, "Hey Penis, Oh, penis..." instead of "Hey Venus."Anon
- I used to believe that all dessert was birthday cake.— David
- I used to believe that a penis was called a bobby because my mum told me... I believed this until I was 15.— Patricia