When I was about 3 years old I walked into my parents bedroom to find the bed unmade and my mom just about to start making it. I saw there were lumps toward the bottom half on the side my dad slept on. I was so scared because my dad was at work. I cried to my mom, "daddy left his legs at home." I did not believe her when she said it was pillows under the comforter until she showed me.
A childhood belief about general

others believed things like this
- I used to think that if you were scared "half to death" that you only had one scare left before you died.— Bush Hiddenofsky
- I used to believe that your belly button was what held your top half to your bottom half...— Debelouwho
- I used to think a female daddy-long-legs was called a "mummy-long-legs".Anon
- i used to believe that dogs were furry midget who walked on for legs— doggy
- I used to believe that little men (or women) slept & went to work in every traffic light — Kelly bulanek
- If I had bad gas I would sometimes start to run as I farted to escape the smell. It didn't always work.— Sammy