I used to think marrage was just so moms can have kids and the only reasons dads did it was because the moms took care of them. When my dad left I thought it was because he didnt like my moms cooking anymore.
A childhood belief about marriage

others believed things like this
- I thought that soccer moms were moms that played soccer!Anon
- i used to beleve jesus was my moms ex-husbend. Anon
- i used to think poo was a worm in me that ate leftovers that my tummy didnt want, that was full and left.— vanessa
- I usedto belive that if you didnt have kids, you would never get old— Dessy
- I thought the tip jar at the restaurant was so people could give the chef cooking tips for how to cook better.Anon
- Until I was well along in years I always thought our family was Irish because my dads birthday was March 17th— Gladys