When I was 5 I read an photo case book in the agony aunt section of the local paper that involved a man shouting "Why is my daughters chest ripped, did you sleep with her?" Looking back my young mind probably missed out the word "shirt". Until the age of 12 I was convinced that one day I would have to have my chest ripped open and had nightmares involving as such.
A childhood belief about sex

others believed things like this
- I used to belive I was the only person with a buttcrack because I ripped my butt open as a baby— FC
- I used to think that of you ripped a dollar 100 pennies would fall out of the rip.— Glad I never tried it
- When I was little I would always say in my mind, "I know you can read my mind", just in caseAnon
- In 'Call Me Maybe', I misheard 'Ripped jeans skin' as 'Rich cheese skin'. — Carly Rae Cheddar
- I used to think that if a gorilla pounded its chest it liked you.Anon
- i used to believe that a mortgage was a big pirates chest that my mom and dad used to keep in the attic. — lou