I used to believe that when someone was "moving" (to a new place) they would call the movers which had a giant knife to cut the house and transport it to a new location.
A childhood belief about around the house

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that when you moved house you swapped house with the person moving into your old house.Anon
- I used to believe that when you moved houses, you traded homes with the person whose house you're moving into.Anon
- I used to think being on holiday meant that you were moving house temporarily, like with a change of address.Anon
- I used to think that tornadoes were giant tomatoes that would sit on top of your house until everyone died.— Maggie
- I used to dig a super deep hole thinking it
would transport me to the galaxy — Rafaella - When I was about 4 and I saw the clouds moving sideways, I thought that Earth was moving closer to the Sun— Helen