When I was little, instead of singing 'Shake it like a polaroid picture' when listening to Hey Ya!, I sang 'Shake it like a bowl of raw pizza'. It's my mums ice breaker whenever she meets my friends/ boyfriends.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- when i was littel i thought that i coulnd shake the world case when i jumped and landed my vison shaked— Chorzo Ghost ( RuneScaper )
- I used to believe that if you ate the little seeds on pizza that pizza would grow out of your ears— chana
- When Madonna sang "let the choir sing" in "Like a Prayer", I thought she was singing "love by proxy"— Kristen
- i used to think that the term 'necking' referred to boyfriends and girlfriends who rubbed their necks togetherAnon
- Billy Squire sang about "My Kind of Lover". My wife sang about "My Candelabra"— Wailerman
- First I believed that my parents were brother and sister. Then I thought that my dad was also my mums dad. — Rainbow