I used to believe that the saying "Your statutory rights not affected" I used to read on everything was actually "Your Saturday Nights not affected", so people would still get to watch their usual Saturday night TV.
A childhood belief about tv

others believed things like this
- I used to think that the word "statutory" refers to statues.Anon
- I thought that "statutory rape" were meant to rape a statue.Anon
- When I was 12 years old, I used to think that a statutory rapist was a rapist who rapes a statue.Anon
- At nights, when I have trouble sleeping, I used to hear large footsteps - something like the Godzilla.— John
- I thought that psychological torture involved forcing people to watch really sad movies!— Elviessa
- I used to believe that a street sign that read "Dead End" meant that there were dead people buried there.Anon