When I was a kid my parents referred to the penis as a "peepee-er" and up until I had sex education at school I thought that was the proper name for it
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- That if I kept playing with my peepee it would turn green and fall off.— I had no idea
- Until I was about 11 or 12 I thought that "prostitute" referred to a female criminal.Anon
- i thought the phrase "getting a boner" referred to men getting their periods. — astrid
- I believed as a child that the proper name for windscreen wipers was "lig-logs".— Ray
- I used to think that Frankie Avalon sang, "Hey Penis, Oh, penis..." instead of "Hey Venus."Anon
- I used to believe that gay sex involved a man sticking his penis inside another man's penis.Anon