i thought that when a man peed he actually "squeezed and wrung out" his penis like a washcloth. i forget who set me straight but i believed this until i was in my midteens
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I always believed as a child your stomach was a big hand which squeezed your food out through your bum....— amc
- When my brother was little, he believed that girls peed out of their boobs.— Emily
- I used to think making straight A's in school was literally writing A's straight. Anon
- i believed that penis's were hotdogs— Justin (Visualizer)
- I used to think that Frankie Avalon sang, "Hey Penis, Oh, penis..." instead of "Hey Venus."Anon
- When I was little, I believed, that a penis is divided in two and looks like the lizard tongue...ugh....:-))— Atrichia