I used to believe that a cow produced different kinds of liquids from every teat. There was light milk, whole milk, cream, and whiskey. Because that's what my dad told me.
A childhood belief about general

others believed things like this
- I used to believe all liquids were water-based with things added to it to make different kinds of liquids.Anon
- I used to believe that The Horse was The Cow's husband, and that it produced chocolate milk.— Laura
- I used to believe the Golden Calf produced liquid gold instead of milk.— Trisha
- i used to think that if i froze milk it would turn into ice cream, it wasnt so tasty when i tried it!— joey.k
- that black women breastfed chocolate milk instead of white milkAnon
- I used to beleive that milk bottles were filled with milk, directly from the cow's udder.Anon