My parents are atheist and I thought it was something unique about our family (not that we were the only ones, just that it wasn't common). When I went to school, we had to write a few things about ourselves. One of mine was "I don't believe in God." I'm not sure how the teacher took that.
A childhood belief about teachers

others believed things like this
- When I was in elementary school I use to think that teacher lived at school at their desks all year long.Anon
- I used to think that my teacher lived at school until she came to school late one day. I was shocked!— Wow, you have a life?!
- When I was a child, I used to believe that Catalonia was the unique part of land of the world.Anon
- I used to believe that all parents were called "Inge and Dirk", just like mine— eva
- i used to believe that if i wasn,t at school the teachers would expell me from that school!!— sciver
- I used to think my elementary school gym teacher's name was "Jim Class".— Brandon Campbell