My 3 year old son was sobbing his heart out one day. I asked him what was wrong. He said our dog, a male, was laying an egg and he didn't want puppies. He actually had vomited up knickers.
A childhood belief about cats and dogs

others believed things like this
- Until about age 11 i thought that "Hush Puppies" the shoes were made from real puppies!— Laura
- I thought the word mailman was male man and it seemed dumb to me as aren't all men male?— andalite
- The song called heart of glass mixed me up as a kid. I heard "Heart and ass". — oops
- I used to think that when people had heart attacks someone came and stabbed their heartAnon
- When I was five or six, I was worried that I'd lost my heart because I didn't hear it beating.Anon
- I used to believed that when I went to sleep my heart took a rest too, and didn't pump at all while I slept.— Lara