I was raised Catholic, and when I was a child, I believed that the reason we sang a song at the end of the mass was so that the priest could escape without our seeing him leave.
A childhood belief about church

others believed things like this
- I am Catholic. I used to believe that the Father presenting the Mass was in fact God himself.— Lindsey
- I believed that our teachers lived at school. They were teachers--they had no reason to leave :)(Anon
- I used to believe that the priest was God because everytime a child cried, he wouldn't be talking.Anon
- for my little sis -
Paul McCarty song "Band on the Run" but when she sang it it was "Man has the Runs"Anon - I used to think that the actors on tv shows sang the show's theme song.Anon
- i thought I got one year older when my family sang the birthday song.— I am the ghost