I used to believe that if I didn't eat my dinner the "dinner police" would come for me. My dad used to go outside and pound on the front door until I ate my dinner.
A childhood belief about general

others believed things like this
- Mom told us that if we didn't eat every single bite of our veggies at dinner time, we'd get colon cancer.Anon
- Mom couldn't understand why at dinner time I wanted Chicken Pox.— Kristin
- My mom was always talking about "making
ends meat" but I don't ever remember having it served at dinner!— John Stees - We were told at school by the evil dinner ladies that apple pips contained arsenic.....Anon
- I used to think that you could get a tan if you turned the oven on, opened the door and stood in front of it.Anon
- I thought the song "Karma Police" was actually saying "call the police" before I learned the title— Alberto Richardson