When I was 4 I thought the minister gave the bride and groom a brand new last name when they got married. l asked my dad what his maiden name was and my parents burst out laughing. I got so upset because I just wanted to know his old name.
A childhood belief about marriage

others believed things like this
- I thought a Prime Minister was some kind of religious leader, due to the "Minister" part— Darth Carrietta
- I thought the term maiden name actually applied to women who were maidens.— Natasha
- I thought that my parents chose my cousins, and was upset when my mother wouldn't let me add one.Anon
- I thought the bridal veil was so that the groom wouldn't see who he was marrying.— Aretia
- when was little i used to believe that if you won the grand national you would become prime ministerAnon
- I used to think that testosterone was a brand of motor oil.— Grungi