When I was about 5, I asked my mother is Aunt Jemima (Pancake Lady) and Uncle Ben (Rice Guy) were married. I thought it was a good guess seeing as how they were aunt & uncle and both involved in the food business
A childhood belief about general

others believed things like this
- I used to think Uncle Ben and Aunt Jemima were a married couple. — l stu electtirc boogaloo
- I used to think that your cousins are your cousins only until they're 21, then they become your aunt,or uncle!— AMILA
- i used to think my aunt sandra was aunt bannana.Anon
- this guy i used to go to school with thought that Ned Kelly was his uncleAnon
- my uncle got sent to prison on the Isle of Wight. I thought that he had been sent into exile.— nns
- I thought Oklahoma was named after my Uncle Homer. (Pre-Simpsons)Anon