I thought that "wine dine 69 me" meant "have dinner and drinks with me, and then leave on highway 69". I just assumed "69 me" was an idiom that meant "love 'em and leave 'em" or meant he didn't call her the next day. This is a lyric from an Alanis Morissette song, but my belief extended beyond the song.
A childhood belief about oral sex
others believed things like this
- i used to believe that sex meant love and that having sex meant the two people would live happily ever after.— amy
- in the song "show me heaven" i used to sing "make me breakfast" instead of "leave me breathless"Anon
- I thought making love meant making someone fall in love with you!— Brainhead
- I thought that socialism just meant being social and didn't get why anyone would be against it!— Olcasgean
- Up until I was 17 I thought that 'no outlet' signs meant that the steet didn't have any streetlights.— Kelsey
- I thought when someone was described as being "mild-mannered" it meant they didn't have very good manners— Samilton Duerheiser