When I was about 5 I asked my parents why vegetables were good for you, and they said 'they make you grow big and strong.' I got confused and thought they meant you got older, and i really wanted to be older than my sister! (shes 2 years older than me) after about a year of practicing this, our birthdays came! (my birthday is Jan 8, my sister's is Jan 10) And my birthday came first! I was so happy and convinced I was now bigger and older than her - and very annoyed when everybody said I wasn't!
A childhood belief about getting older

others believed things like this
- i thought I got one year older when my family sang the birthday song.— I am the ghost
- a friend of my little sister's had 4 older brothers, so she thought that when you got older you grew a penis!Anon
- when i was really young, i couldn't figure out why i can't get older than my older sister.— angela
- i used to think that i was older than my dad because my birthday was before his— zara
- My older sister used to tell me that ants were bees. My mom was very confused when I refused to go outside.— Paulette
- My cousic used to think he was older than me because his birthday was in June and mine was in December.— //**...Ethan...**\\