I used to think that after the parents had the maximum amount of kids, the father's p*nis would eventually fall off and the mother's v*gina would close up, and they wouldn't be able to make any more kids.
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- My mom used to tell us kids that if you put your arm out of the car window,that it would fall off.— Kathy G.
- My kids believe if they pick their nose their butts will fall off!— wendy
- My wife used to tell our kids that if you pick your nose your brains would fall out— grampy
- I used to believe that we had a finite amount of skin and that I would eventually run out due to pealing.Anon
- I used to believe that if you used the kids' shampoos that said 'no tears' it would make you happy.— Emmy
- I thought Jesus was made up to make kids behave.Anon