When I was small I thought Shepherd's Pie was made out of dead shepherds! I cried in a restaurant when I was forced to finish my meal!
A childhood belief about general

others believed things like this
- I always wondered why shepherds washed their socks by night. (correct lyric: watched their flocks)— MaggieNJ
- As a small child I always confused someone being unconcious with someone being dead.— Rick
- when i was very little, i thought that all girls must do ballets, and that i was lucky who wasn`t forced to. — little miss from norway
- I used to believe that meatballs were made from dead rats.— Dogface
- I thought the tip jar at the restaurant was so people could give the chef cooking tips for how to cook better.Anon
- I used to think bogies were made of dead flies which had flown up my nose.— Kate