Because women could produce milk I thought it only made sense that men made coffee. Now it makes sense why I don't drink coffee.
A childhood belief about general

others believed things like this
- I always refused to eat coffeecake because I thought it was made with coffee grounds. Anon
- I used to believe that coffee was tea with milk in it.Anon
- I always thought there was a drinking age for coffee, because it was an adult drink like beer and wine.Anon
- I used to think it was illegal for children to drink coffee— C.W.
- I thought the lines in the sky left behind by airplanes were "sky scrapers". Makes sense.Anon
- I used to think that the priest at church was JESUS.
He had a beard.... it made sense— Joe B