As a child, I used to believe that the ocean was created by ancient people spitting on the ground, and I used to thought that the wind was created by people breathing all the time! I also thought that animals were made by people and they just put weird sounds into the animal and that's why they make weird sounds!
A childhood belief about landscape

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that wind was created by the trees, that it came out of the ends of their branches. — STeve
- I used to believe that God was the one playing "cars" with our cars. Sounds weird hey?— Roe
- On this site when people sign "Anon" I thought Anon was one person who believed in a lot of weird things...— Slow to catch on.
- I used to think dogs had hooves, because they make hoofbeat-like sounds when they walk.— Samuel Lamont
- As a child, my twin sister and I used to pronounce `Spaghetti' as `Mastaghetti'. Sounds a bit rude, no? Anon
- I used to believe that the twinkling of the stars made the sounds that crickets made.Anon