When I was a child I used to believe that when I went to my grandmother's house I could talk with cows, chickens and pigs and they could understand me.
A childhood belief about general

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that like chickens lay eggs, pigs laid sausages...Anon
- My partner's Mum thought that pigs layed sausages just like chickens lay eggs.— Bunny
- When i was really little, i thought that pharmacy was a shop where you could buy animals, like pigs and cows.Anon
- I used to believe that cows laid beef, like the way chickens laid eggsAnon
- I used to believe that chickens reproduced A sexually and that roosters were just handicapped chickens. — Teena Strang
- I used to believe, as a child, that horses were male cows.— Martin Taylor