When i was little, I thought roast beef was made of dog lips. Then I actually tried roast beef a bunch of years later and it tasted like amazingness.
A childhood belief about nasty food

others believed things like this
- that the chinese dish Hunan beef was really made from humans. To this day, I have never ordered it. — kristen
- I used to beleave that beef jerkey was cow-scabs.— Jennie
- My wife used to believe that CORNED BEEF was from cows who lived beside the seaAnon
- I thought ground beef was the meat they scraped off the ground at the slaughterhouse. Yuck.Anon
- Huey Lewis's "Hip to be square" - in 3rd grade I could have SWORN it was "hit the beef square". ????Anon
- I used to believe that cows laid beef, like the way chickens laid eggsAnon