When i was a child i absolutely HATED sports and physical education. Now, my mother had told me about the Vietnam war and how there was a draft and any male over 18 could be called upon to fight and if they refused, they would be imprisoned.
So when i heard there was an NFL draft and an NBA draft, i thought it was the same idea, with the draftees selected at random amongst the general populace. I was so scared that when i turned 18, i was going to be selected and i would be forced to either play major league sports or rot in prison.
A childhood belief about sport

others believed things like this
- I thought a major general is more powerful than just a general (which still kind of makes sense to me)— Demond
- I used to think vending machines had a person inside, who would hand you the item that you'd selected.Anon
- I thought for some reason that chewing tobacco was REQUIRED for Major League Baseball players.— Jeff
- I used to believe when a person was convicted of a crime and sent to prison, his lawyer went to prison, too.— Tara
- I thought pink wafer biscuits would bite me if I touched them. Absolutely no idea why.Anon
- On TV game sows when they said the winners were chosen "at random" I thought random was a town.Anon