When I was about four or five, I thought that Washington was a place full of soapy water, and people were just used to swimming around in it with furniture floating around in it. I grew up in Australia, but that's no excuse.
A childhood belief about places

others believed things like this
- I used to believe nude furniture was ,furniture with pictures of naked people on them.— Bethany Mote
- I remember thinking that the "Nude Furniture" store was some sort of naughty place. — Texas Rocky
- When I was little I thought that Washington( D.C. )was in Washington state. Anon
- I used to believe that the lower level of the George Washington Bridge in NYC was named Martha Washington— Shayne
- When I was little, I thought that Water Towers were full of dirty laundry. Why? I dont know.Anon
- ***I used to believe that water towers was a place that someone lived and they controlled the water.— C H R I S T E N