When I was a kid and was misbehaving at my grandparents' house, my grandfather, who was an Army veteran, told me if I didn't shape up he'd "put me on report". I then would turn around and tell my mom when my parents got back that he said he was going to "put me on the porch".
A childhood belief about speaking

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that the salvation army was an actual army.Anon
- I used to believe that My grandparents didn't have any other name except grandma and grandpa.— Emelia
- one of my friend's was told by his father that if you didn't turn mirrors over the reflection would run out.— pri
- When I was five, I tried to report myself to the police because I'd drawn on the furniture.Anon
- my grandfather told me that soy sauce was bug juice.Anon
- I believed that Reindeer loved popcorn, and so I would cook a bag and scatter it on the porch.— Popcornsanta