I thought that the peaches and pears in fruit cocktail were carrots and potatoes so I would only eat the grapes and cherries.
A childhood belief about general

others believed things like this
- "Hail Mary full of grapes" And "The Fruit Of The Loom, Jesus."— Silly Little Girl
- I used to think that grapefruits contained grapes, and you got grapes by cutting the grapefruit open.— Grapefruit
- I thought that pears were squashed appples.Anon
- My sister thought a fruit machine (the gaming device) could turn one item of fruit into another.— Richard Davies
- When I was 4, I thought that if I ate Fruit Gushers, my head would turn into a fruit. — Joe
- I was 14 when i realized that nectarines were not shaved peaches— tim