I thought that Critical Mass was when the Pope said, "Okay, everyone. Mass is always important. You guys have really been slacking, though. So this week, it's critical!" Since that meant that more people were going to Mass, there wouldn't be enough parking and people would have to ride their bikes.
A childhood belief about church
others believed things like this
- I used to believe that "critical acclaim" meant that they liked it, BUT had some major problems with it, too.— Beth
- Since we receive bread at Mass, I thought he was called "Jesus Crust" Seemed pretty obvious!Anon
- I am Catholic. I used to believe that the Father presenting the Mass was in fact God himself.— Lindsey
- when i was little i asked what time midnight mass started.
i honestly had no idea.— what time?? - I used to think that "cross-eyed" meant that people had X's for eyes, like dead people in cartoons.— Tim
- i used to think that the pope was married but also i thought howcome her wife never appeared on TV— jp